No, really.

Everybody stop it. Can we have one night where we all get along and don’t get in arguments? Please?


cajun-lover asked: You didn't fuckin discourage her

Hey, we were joking. I didn’t mean to insult you. I’m sorry if I pissed you off. I’ll stop talking about it if it bothers you that much.

posted 2 weeks ago

cajun-lover asked: I AM FROM LOUISIANA NOT IOWA. I DO NOT FUCK NOR FIND ANIMALS ATTRACTIVE. kthnxbi

I’m just going to leave this here.


theneverendingdrums asked: He could bitch-slap everyone until they all shut the fuck up and sat quietly for the story. Fandral would first try flirting with the cat, then with the dogs, but they'd all turn him down so he'd end up sleepily clutching a rather displeased ferret and curling up to sleep.

If he bitch-slapped everyone, they’d all start kicking him or cursing him out, and then he’d cry, and then everyone would drown in their own guilt.

Except Tony. I think Tony wouldn’t mind getting slapped.

What if Kiwi disliked Fandral just as much as Clint and skinned him in his sleep? That would be… interesting.

posted 2 weeks ago

theneverendingdrums asked: Loki would be sat in the corner judging everyone, Tasha would already be asleep, everyone else would be engaged in a brawl. Except Fandral, he'd probably be flirting with the cat or something. Assuming there was a cat present, of course.

Probably. Except Loki would eventually get involved in the fight of the year because… that happens a lot.

… Tony has a cat? And Clint has a ferret? And Loki and I have dogs? Fandral would have a wide selection.

posted 2 weeks ago

theneverendingdrums asked: omg that's adorable. I can just imagine everyone sitting in bed and you reading them all a bedtime story awh.

I’m pretty sure they’d all kill each other before I even got through the first sentence. Tasha would be the only one left alive.

posted 2 weeks ago

Anonymous asked: You're still a better one than some.

Thanks, man.

posted 2 weeks ago

theneverendingdrums asked: did i miss something here? because i don't recall you being a mother. did you change gender and have a baby and not tell me?

I didn’t-

I’m not-

… because I’m apparently the only sensible person here and I’m always the one that has to fix the problems these idiots get themselves into, I’m a mother. I think that’s the logic here.

posted 2 weeks ago

Anonymous asked: Happy mother's day.

D’aw. <3

posted 2 weeks ago

cajun-lover asked: HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY MAMA STEVE!!!!!

… thank you?